Greeting cards for cheaters

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Ah, just what the world was missing &#; greeting cards for married cheats

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We’d just got our heads around divorce cakes (bit weird, but nor harming anyone) and now there’s greetings cards made especially for cheating spouses to send to their mistresses and lovers.

How quaint.

The adulterous cards are the brainchild of dating website Illicit Encounters, who, as the name suggests, specialise in extra-marital affairs. Uh huh.

They’ve just launched MistressCards.co.uk, and so far there’s only nine designs to choose from, including a ‘happy anniversary’ style.

Our favourite so far reads: ‘Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s a good thing my wife doesn’t know I’m screwing you.’

And they say romance is dead.

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It�s about time someone held Cupid accountable. We always focus on the seconds immediately after the arrow hits, but never the months and years afterward (unless you�re Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams).

If you're looking for a funny, inappropriate Valentine's greeting, this dirty Valentine�s Day card is sure to get your attention. It�s especially ideal for your friends who hate Valentine�s Day. Let�s face it: You have a lot of those kind of friends, so better use our bulk discount to stock up for the entire group. We also offer free shipping, which practically pays for your postage stamps.

At NobleWorks Cards, we make modern cards for modern people � especially people who have been burned by Cupid.

Shipping weight: 1 oz

Dimensions: 5 x 7 x inches

Name:

Lying Cheating Bastard

Occasion:

Valentine's Day

Line:

Cartoons

Artist:

Tom Cheney

Greeting Card Style:

Regular Version: 5" x 7"

Credit:

Cartoon by Tom Cheney

Paper Stock:

Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber.

Introduced:

August 15,

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Availability:

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The Mistress Card is designed specifically for cheating couples

Affairs are known as one of the biggest relationship taboos however one website is determined to cater for those of us who just can't stay loyal.

The Mistress Card range has been launched for married people actively looking to have an affair.

Featuring a range of greetings designed especially to send to your partner in crime, the site has even attempted to acknowledge a holiday for cheaters with most of the cards aimed at couples celebrating their 'affair-versary.'

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The company behind the cards say that affairs aren't as taboo as they once were and are becomming more accepted

The company behind the cards say that affairs aren't as taboo as they once were and are becomming more accepted

Others are intended for married people who are seeking an affair to send out to people they want to have a fling with. 

The messages themselves are intended to be humorous and a little bit cheeky so as to entice a possible lover. 

The cards feature a controversial take on the traditional Valentines card

The cards feature a controversial take on the traditional Valentines card

The company have also designed greetings to be sent to people married men want to have a fling with

The company have also designed greetings to be sent to people married men want to have a fling with

Greetings include: 'My marriage lacks warmth, closeness and spice, we shouldn't be doing this is so naughty but nice.'

Another intended for a woman to send to their male lover, points out the flaws in her current partner. 

'My husband is lazy, his hair is grey, we haven't had sex in so long he may as well be gay.'

The cards can also be used to mark a couples' affair-versary 

The cards can also be used to mark a couples' affair-versary 

Mike Taylor, a spokesman for IllicitEncounters.com said that the introduction of the cards shouldn't come as a shock when so many people are adulterous.

'With one person in every ten couples actively looking for a new relationship on our site, and many more having affairs in their workplace, or with someone they met in a bar or even with a partner's sibling, we shouldn't be surprised that a card celebrating what can be a very fulfilling and exciting experience would have enormous interest.'

Mike added that affairs aren't as frowned upon as they once were. 

'We have seen a huge social shift with more acceptance for people who may not find themselves completely satisfied with their marriage.'  

The cards can be viewed and shared online at mistresscards.com.

This witty card pokes fun at the woman's current partner so the sender should make sure it is sent to the right man

This witty card pokes fun at the woman's current partner so the sender should make sure it is sent to the right man

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